Canada Invented the Snowblower - We Had No Choice T shirt

Only a country buried in snow nine months of the year could invent the snowblower.
This tee pays tribute to the most Canadian piece of machinery ever created — not because we wanted to… but because winter forced our hand. If you’ve ever shoveled your driveway twice before 10 a.m., or watched a blizzard erase your hard work in minutes, this design will speak to your frozen soul.

Featuring a clean, retro technical-style illustration of a snowblower, paired with the brutally honest line “We Had No Choice,” this shirt is peak Canadian realism. It’s funny, it’s true, and it hits home for anyone who’s lived through a prairie, northern, or maritime winter.

Why You’ll Love It

• ❄️ A hilarious homage to Canada’s winter survival instincts

• 😂 Relatable for anyone who’s ever battled a drift taller than their car

• 🔥 DTF print for crisp detail & long-lasting durability

• 👕 Premium soft cotton/poly blend for all-day comfort

• 🇨🇦 Designed in Canada because we legitimately understand the pain

Fit + Feel

• Unisex fit

• True to size

• Pre-shrunk

• Soft, smooth, and comfy — perfect under a winter jacket

Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry indoors… unless your clothesline is buried again.

The Bold Clothes Vibe

Bold humour. Clean graphics. Authentic Canadian identity. From snowblowers to mosquitoes to maple syrup blood types, our tees celebrate the ridiculous reality of living up north.

(the print size and colour of the final t shirt may not be exactly as shown)